Friday Double-Shot of Awful

Wild Women of Wongo
Film Crew Version
M'House
DVD
1/11/08

Flight of the Living Dead
M'House
DVD
1/11/08

I'm not sure why we decided to do this to ourselves. We've been going through the four Film Crew DVDs, which frankly haven't been as enjoyable as Mystery Science Theater 3000, but still manage to get a couple of funny bits in here and there. And in Hollywood After Dark we at least got to see Rue McLanahan as a stripper. Wait, that's not right...

Wild Women of Wongo is supposedly about some experiment by mother nature to have two tribes of people in different villages or something. In one, the women are beautiful and the men are trolls. In the other, the men are beautiful and the women are less so. Or something. Things happen and the whole thing looks like it was made by a retarded Terrence Malick, with lots of random shots of forests and jungles and parrots. It's even got a crocodile, like The Thin Red Line. Or maybe it's an alligator. Who cares? It sucks and kept putting me to sleep.

So I decided to watch another movie afterwards. Kelly loaned us Flight of the Living Dead, and now I am mad at her. I don't care if Kevin is the one who actually did the loaning. Imagine Snakes on a Plane with zombies. You know how most movies would be improved by the presence of zombies? This one isn't.

It does have Kevin J O'Conner again being good in crap. And, uh, other things. I suppose. Anyway, didn't like it and I have a headache so I don't want to think about it anymore. At least everyone involved got a paycheck so that they could eat. Hopefully.

See that was something nice.