Sunday, July 13, 2008

Oh Hell

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Regal Gallery Place
Washington DC
35mm

I love Guillermo Del Toro. And I love Hellboy. But I did not love Del Toro's Hellboy. I wanted to, I really did, but I just didn't. There a number of reasons.

Such as:

1. The pacing felt a bit off
2. Agent Myers
3. I didn't buy the Hellboy/Liz love story
4. Didn't get why they made Hellboy and the BPRD secret and felt like too much time was spent on the agency's secrecy
5. Agent Myers
6. Abe Sapien disappears about halfway through
7. Agent Myers

Hellboy II fixes most of the problems I had with the first film within it's first thirty minutes, although the lil kid Hellboy makeup is a bit dodgey. This is the movie I wanted the first one to be.

One of the biggest problems with the first movie is that it seemed like there was a studio mandate to invent a "normal" character through whom we could focus on the freaks. Enter Agent Myers. In this one Myers is dispatched with a single line of dialog and we get to focus on the weirdos.

And oh boy are there weirdos. Just about every scene is stuffed with monsters, from tooth fairies (of a variety that Del Toro first used in the short story "Tasty Teeth" that closes the Hellboy short story collection Odder Jobs), to trolls, to elves, to things that lurk somewhere in the dark cobwebby recesses of Del Toro's imagination. There's a book coming out called The Monsters of Hellboy II that I just have to get. If only to see everything that's in the Troll Market sequence...

...and that's where I stopped writing a week ago. At the time, Hellboy II was the best thing I had seen in 2008. I suspected that that would change within a week and I was right.

But that's for next time.

Monday, July 07, 2008

An Album a Year

Oh well, may as well jump on the Bandwagon. The idea is to pick one album from each year that you've been alive. It was easier than I thought, though 1987 proved to be a good year for stuff I liked. 1998 was tough and I may have cheated a bit, but I like that disc.

And here we... go.

1975 - Alice Cooper - Welcome to My Nightmare
1976 - Bob Dylan - Desire
1977 - Iggy Pop - Lust for Life
1978 - Warren Zevon - Excitable Boy
1979 - The Clash - London Calling
1980 - Joy Division - Closer
1981 - Oingo Boingo - Only a Lad
1982 - The Cure - Pornography
1983 - "Weird Al" Yankovic - "Weird Al" Yankovic
1984 - Prince and the Revolution - Purple Rain
1985 - The Pogues - Rum, Sodomy & The Lash
1986 - The Smiths - The Queen is Dead
1987 - The Pogues - If I Should Fall From Grace With God
1988 - Leonard Cohen - I'm Your Man
1989 - Pixies - Doolittle
1990 - They Might be Giants - Flood
1991 - U2 - Achtung Baby
1992 - The Cure - Wish
1993 - James - Laid
1994 - Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
1995 - David Bowie - Outside
1996 - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Murder Ballads
1997 - Radiohead - OK Computer
1998 - The Big Lebowski Soundtrack
1999 - Tom Waits - Mule Variations
2000 - Johnny Cash - American III
2001 - James - Pleased to Meet You
2002 - The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
2003 - The White Stripes - Elephant
2004 - The Magnetic Fields - I
2005 - The Decemberists - Picaresque
2006 - Elvis Perkins - Ash Wednesday
2007 - Basia Bulat - Oh My Darling
2008 - DeVotchKa - A Mad and Faithful Telling

For bonus points, I own every one of the above.

And for the hell of it, I tag Jamee, Kelly, Emily, and Maria.